12 Days of XXX-mas

Sung to the tune of 'The 12 Days of Christmas'

12 Twats a twitchin'
11 Lesbies lickin'
10 Testes throbbin'
9 Nipples drippin'
8 Assholes gapin'
7 Scrotums swingin'
6 Sacks O' shit
5 Mother fuckers
4 Call girls
3 French ticklers
2 Brass balls
1 And a handjob in a fir (or fuckin') tree!