Scrotum

Scrotum, scrotum
Just another sack of skin
Scrotum, scrotum
Made to hold the testes in
Oh it's round and wrinkled
And covered with hair
But what would you do if it wasn't there!?
Scrotum, scrotum
S-C-R-O-T-U-M
Scrotum, scrotum
S-C-R-O-T-U-M

Skulfuck, skulfuck
S-K-U-L-F-U-C-K
Skulfuck, skulfuck
S-K-U-L-F-U-C-K
Oh, first you take a baby that's just been bred
Then you fuck the soft spot in its head!
Skulfuck, skulfuck
S-K-U-L-F-U-C-K
Skulfuck, skulfuck
S-K-U-L-F-U-C-K

Ghana-rhea
I don't know how to spell that word
Gana-rhea
I don't know how to spell that word
First you take a strange girl in the door
The next thing you know your dick is sore!
Ghana-rhea
I don't know how to spell that word
etc.

Syphilis, Syphilis
Another word that's hard to spell
Syphilis, Syphilis
Another word that's hard to spell
First you take a strange girl into bed
The next thing you know you're pissin' red!
Syphilis, Syphilis
Another word that's hard to spell
etc.

Herpes, Herpes
H-E-R-P-E-S
Herpes, Herpes
H-E-R-P-E-S
First you fuck a girl that's not your wife
Then you got these sores all your life!
Herpes, Herpes
H-E-R-P-E-S
etc.

Fuck ya, Fuck ya
F-U-C-K-Y-A
Fuck ya, Fuck ya
F-U-C-K-Y-A
I really hate your fucking guts
I want to kick you in the nuts
Fuck ya, Fuck ya
F-U-C-K-Y-A
etc.

Fuck ya, Fuck ya
F-U-C-K-Y-A
Fuck ya, Fuck ya
F-U-C-K-Y-A
I'm gonna build a real tall totem
'top of it I'm gonna hang your scrotum
Fuck ya, Fuck ya
F-U-C-K-Y-A
etc.

Condoms, Condoms
Like a piece of latex skin
Condoms, Condoms
Made to hold the pecker in
Oh, it's ribbed for her pleasure with a resevoir tip
But what would you do it it happened to rip?
Condoms, Condoms
C-O-N-D-O-M-S
etc.

Butt sex, Butt sex
B-U-T-T-S-E-X
Butt sex, Butt sex
B-U-T-T-S-E-X
First you take her cheeks and spread 'em wide
Then you stick your dick up inside!
Butt sex, Butt sex
B-U-T-T-S-E-X
etc.

Duba, Duba
Doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo
Duba, Duba
Doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo
First you take your cousin into bed
Next thing ya know: Duba's bred!
Duba, Duba
Doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo
Duba, Duba
Doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo

Penis, Penis
P-E-N-I-S
Take it to the tuba house and get it a drink, next thing you know it's a helpin you think
Penis, Penis
The thing that hangs on down my leg
Penis, Penis
The thing that makes the piccilos beg.