Welcome to Minnesota, Pants Off to Thee!

This Web site contains the oldest and newest of the crudest University of Minnesota student humor ever to grace the ears of...well... anybody. This is the University of Minnesota Student Songbook. "Some traditions just don't deserve to die." - MPOTT(the old one)

Attention! If you are easily offended, dispise vulgarity, under the age of 13, or from wisconSIN, please do not continue browsing this site. You're feelings might get hurt and we're all out of kisses and band-aids.

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Let's face it; Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Michigan State, Northwestern, Ohio, Penn State, Purdue and WiconSIN all suck a lot of ass. Bar non. No comparison. Fuck you. They all suck.

So who doesn't suck, you ask? Well that's simple, it's Minnesota.In fact, Minnesota doesn't suck so much that all the other Big10 states and Universities are jealous of our non suckatude, and ashamed of their own (respectively). Why else do you think there's rivalry between schools? It's because they all suck and we don't.

Anyway, on to buisness... (intentional misspelling)

Tradition is the glue that binds the University of Minnesota, much like how a shot of cum can glue a fly's wings together. Among such traditions, one will eventually come across (as you just have) the crude (and at times drunken) humor, that is uniquely of the University of Minnesota persuasion. What you find among the following pages is the largest collection of foulmouthed and degrading songs and jokes that we have all come to know and love so very much. This web site is the largest collection of such humor and banter in the world. And to those who might argue this fact: suck it.

So, here it is. Learn these fucking songs and sing them all fucking time. And always remember:

"I love this fucking University and this University loves fucking me."

Thank you and if your a hot chick, stop by my room later.