Chicago

I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work there anymore.
I used to work in Chicago,
In a department store.

A man came into the store one day,
Looking for a {someone yell out first part here}
A {repeat what was said}? From the store?
{first person inserts second part here}
Oh I don't work there anymore!

Repeat, ad naseum.

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1st Part: A ruler
2nd Part: A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got!

1st Part: A hammer
2nd Part: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!

1st Part: A crate
2nd Part: A crate she wanted, my box she got!