Around the Big Ten
Illinois | Indiana | Iowa | Michigan | Michigan State | Minnesota | Northwestern | Ohio State | Penn State | Purdue WisconSIN | NC State
Illinois
It's time to get fucked Illinois!
It's time to get fucked Illinois!
Just spread your cheeks wide
Take a cock up inside
So smile and take it all in stride
It's time to get fucked Illinois!
It's time to get fucked Illinois!
We know you want it now,
Why you'll even boff a cow
It's time to get fucked Illinois!
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Back to TopIndiana
Indiana, lick my banana
Indiana, oh peel me off
What's a Hoosier, a fucking loser
They sit in corners and jack-off!
Indiana HOOSier Mother
Indiana who's your sis
Indiana our school is better
Compared to our school you look like piss.
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Back to TopIowa
On Iowa
Molesters, prostitutes and queers.
Molesters, prostitutes and queers.
Herky likes to suck my dick and nibble on my balls.
Herky's got the smallest dick of all.
Go home and sodomize your dad.
Lick your lips and lick his milky way.
Incest is the very best, it's better than the rest
When your a Hawkeye from the state of Iowa.
Iowa Fight Song
Why don't you chomp, chomp, chomp me Iowa
Why don't you suck my great big dick
Why don't you chomp, chomp, chomp me Iowa
Why don't you give me a great big lick
Why don't you chomp, chomp, chomp me Iowa
Just give it up, you know you guys are fucking dead
Come on and chomp, chomp, chomp me Iowa
Fall down and give me head.
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The Victors
Hail! to those mother fuckers
Hail! to those big cock suckers
Hail! Hail! to Michigan
The cesspool of the east.
Hail! to those fornicators
Hail! to those masturbators
Hail! Hail! to Michigan the team we love to hate!
You fuckers think that you're great.
We'll show you that you don't rate
You stupid bastards
Can munch on my huge gland!
When you guys take the field,
We won't let up or yield
We'll blow your ass away
'Cause we're from Gopher Land!
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Back to TopMichigan State
Green and white: a shitty sight
It's time to play the Spartans
They shave their legs
Those dirty fags
They love to molest little children
Fags are prancing in East Lansing
Oh what a bunch of queers
So FUCK YOU, M-S-U
Here's a cock right up your rear
Screw on through for MSU
Michigan is humping
Spartan whores will drop their drawers
While Michigan keeps hump-hump-humping
Screw on through for MSU
Syphilis is on the rise
Hump-Hump Hump-Hump-Hump
Another screw for MSU
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Back to TopMinnesota
The Minnesota Trouser
Minnesota take off your hats,
Minnesota take off your shoes and spats
Minnesota take off your pants
Rah Rah Rah take off your bra
We're all in the
raw! For the U of M!
Golden Gophers, give me a break
On the field you guys don't even rate
Every Christmas we'll be at home
'Round the end and stopped in front
Run, Run, Pass, Punt
The same shit at every game!
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Back to TopNorthwestern
Blow U Northwestern
Blow U Northwestern
Get down on your knees
Take my cock into your mouth
And give my balls a squeeze
Ejaculation! we know you love it so
So get down on your knees Northwestern
And give my cock a blow
Fuck you Northwestern
Eat a bag of shit
The Gophers are coming
So your girls had better fit
We're going to show you
What real men can do
So pull down your pants Northwestern
'Cause you're about to get a screw.
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Back to TopOhio State
Across the Field
We're gonna kick your ass across the field until your balls turn blue!
We're gonna make you fuck Jim Tressel's cunt until he shoots his goo!
eww eww
Ohio girls are ugly and fat
I would rather eat out a rat
Fuck THE Ohio State
THE know nothing party school!
[middle finger is raised at the shouting of "THE"]
["eww eww" is sometimes yelled as "red goo"]
["Tressel" is substitued for the old coach, "John Cooper"]
See those queers across the field
What a bunch of fags
They try to spell a script Ohio
Illiteracy abounds
Drop your pants and see how they run
They just want to suck on your gun
Hail, hail, the fags are all here
So the Buckeyes can go to hell
They say the girls at OSU are really
Husband hunting dames
It's true they only chase the boys with the muscles
And not the ones with the brains
At OSU you're way ahead
With straight A's in Physical Ed.
Down with Ohio State
It's a know nothing party school
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Penn State
Fight On State
Eat my shorts,
Eat my shorts,
Eat my shorts Penn State!
Blue and white's a shitty sight,
We will split your girls they best be tight!
The Blue Band
Enjoys thier hand,
Come one and come all!
We hear you like to stick your dicks
Right in between Paterno's cheeks.
Jerk off you thieving bastards
Eat shit State.
The Nittany Pussy
Every college has its failure
A constant source of sahme
To which they try to forget
And deny their name
But of all the fallen idols
Is the one who failed first
The lowly Nittany Pussy:
The symbol of your worst.
Down with the lion
The simple fool
You'll be defeated
Bruised all black and blue
Penn State Forever
Your shame will never rest
Hide from her meek past
And hang your heads in shame.
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Back to TopPurdue
Fuck You Old Purdue
Fuck you old Purdue
Bend over and take it in the ass
Fuck, fuck you old Purdue
You love to give handjobs for crack
Your girls are whores, they always screw
So brothers raise a brew!
Cuz we'll go out and win this game
And fuck you old Purdue!
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WisconSIN
On WisconSIN
On WisconSIN, On WisconSIN
Bounce right off that line
Run the ball three times a series
Punt on fourth and nine
On WisconSIN, On WisconSIN
Every game's the same
So drink! Brothers, Drink! Drink! Drink!
Forget this game!
Fuck a virgin, Fuck a virgin
Plunge into that box
Smash her cherry
With your hairy
2 inch Badger cock
Fuck a virgin, Fuck a virgin
Wash those sheets in time
So her poor mother won't see
That cummy slime!
Bucky Badger, Bucky Badger
You can eat my shorts!
I'd fuck you up the ass
But I'm afraid of getting warts.
Herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea
Are common in your land
You bastards should spend more time
With your hand!
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Sung to the tune of The Army Fight Song
(As the cassons go rolling along)
NC State NC State
Drop your pants and masturbate
As you have every night of your lives
Suck our Dicks, Get your fix,
Maybe you can pull some tricks
Then in prison, You'll be someone's wife
And they'll fuck you fast as they ram it up your ass,
And you'll love every minute you freaks,
And where'ere we go we'll say fuck the red and white,
Cause those fags never put up a fight.
